Dental Quotes and Sayings
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep
Some tortures are physical
and some are mental,
but the one that is both
is dental
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound
Dentist:a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket
I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five
For there was never yet philosopher
that could endure the toothache patiently
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him
An aching tooth is better out than in
to lose a rotting member is a gain
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache
You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires which is why god invented dental floss
Adam and eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get
I had very good dentures once some magnificent gold work it's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records what i can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold
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