Dental Quotes and Sayings

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentistís office would be full of luminous ideas

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep

Some tortures are physical
and some are mental,
but the one that is both
is dental

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound

Dentist:a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket

I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five

For there was never yet philosopher
that could endure the toothache patiently

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him

An aching tooth is better out than in
to lose a rotting member is a gain

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last

There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache

You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires which is why god invented dental floss

Adam and eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth

Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get

I had very good dentures once some magnificent gold work it's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records what i can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold

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